Posts under 'Humour'

El estilo de la cabra
Saturday, 16-January-2010

Uno de los alumnos del profesor Hahn me preguntó cuál era mi estilo de juego. A la vez que me contaba con gran entusiasmo que el suyo es una mezcla de samurai, poeta y gorila (por ataques violentos inesperados y muy rápidos).
Yo le cuento que mi estilo últimamente es de consolidar algunas cosas, y dejar […]

I fell in love with my new flatmate
Friday, 16-January-2009

When I moved to my new apartment I decided to live alone, but sometimes it’s a bit boring. However I didn’t expect to create a space for her, until I met her some days ago while shopping. And now I have a new reason to live!
She is Spaniard, from Salamanca. She is dancer, with strong […]

“Africa begins at the Pyrennees”
Monday, 15-December-2008

All of us, Spaniards, usually make jokes about Spanish problems saying this sentence. But I didn’t know it is actually a quote from Alexandre Dumas!
I discovered this surfing on an interesting blog about maps. Have a look also at this Atlantic-Mediterranean map.

Money * pronuntiation = constant
Friday, 15-August-2008

I mean,
(amount of money) X (level of English pronunciation) = Constant
And here you will see the demonstration. Impressive, isn’t it?

Is Google better than Sex?
Thursday, 6-March-2008

Trying to “blow up the Internet”, I wrote “Google” in the search box of Google… next I tried with “Sex”. I’ve got surprising results:
· Google: Results 1 - 10 of about 1,930,000,000 for Google
· Sex: Results 1 - 10 of about 638,000,000 for Sex
So, is Google at least 3 times better than Sex? ;-)

Don’t be a consultant
Wednesday, 31-October-2007

“Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he’ll buy a funny hat.
Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you’re a consultant.”
- Scott Adams (the author of Dilbert)